![]() Traci Lords is not the raven-haired, red skinned Dejah Thoris of the novels, nor does she have the tough, proud warrior independent spirit, instead protraying Dejah Thoris as a more somber, introspective princess. But since the natives call Mars 216 Barsoom, shouldn’t she be the Princess of Barsoom? Or the Princess of Mars 216? Questions, questions. So, yeah, he’s on Mars 216, hopping around, and kicking butt and naming names.ĭejah Thoris (Traci Lords) – Dejah Thoris is the Princess of Mars and Princess of Helium. John Carter (Antonio Sabato Jr.) – John Carter is a Marine sniper who originally was from Virginia but gets sent to Mars 216 thanks to the military doing….something….for some reason….never explained. We don’t forgive bad writing, so expect that to get pointed out.Įnough jibber-jabber, let’s do this thing, Martian style! I will not rag on some of the CGI or costumes (except when they get really bad…) because at TarsTarkas.NET, we forgive small budgets. I can say it is the best Barsoom movie ever, because it is the only Barsoom movie! Yet. I would have much preferred that they just went with an original story, but, whatever. It isn’t awful, but parts make absolutely no sense. He’s played by Matt Lasky, who has also left comments on the blog, so we got that going for us.īut the question is…is Princess of Mars a good film? Ha! It’s not the worst thing Asylum has churned out, but it is far from a masterpiece. So here at TarsTarkas.NET we have a vested interest in Princess of Mars because there is a dude named Tars Tarkas in it. Guess which part is not in the film! Most of it, actually.īarsoom – planet of substandard emissions standards And everyone on Mars is naked all the time. Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium, is the main captive, and Carter falls for her and soon they are escaping and lots of fights happen. They also capture some Red Martians, who are human-like except for their red skin. He’s captured by Green Martians, who are 14 foot tall green Martians with tusks and four arms, who admire his great strength and hopping ability (a gift from his Earth muscles on the lighter gravity of Mars) and train him up to be a warrior. A brief explaination: John Carter is a Virginian and former Confederate soldier who is wandering around the West and goes in a cave, and ends up on Mars, called Barsoom by the natives. ![]() Now, a few of you will not be that familiar with the story of the Edgar Rice Burroughs John Carter books. Surprisingly, this is not a mockbuster of John Carter of Mars, the upcoming Pixar film due out in 2012, but is a mockbuster for Avatar, complete with mentioning Avatar on the DVD cover. Thanks to the magic of the public domain, the first couple of Barsoom books are copyright free in the USA, thus allowing Asylum to get away with this cash in. We got Transmorphers, The Terminators, and Dragon. The Asylum are the masters of the Mockbusters, the films released on DVD the same day that films with similar titles open in the theater.
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